big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

What do you do for fun when you’re on a break? (x)

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sonicwand:

Avada Kedavra

Causes a jet of green light, and a rushing noise; the curse causes instant death to the victim. It leaves no mark of death. There is no known counter-curse or blocking spell, although the caster can be interrupted, the victim can dodge the curse, hide behind solid objects It is one of the three Unforgivable Curses; the use of this spell on another human being can earn the caster a life sentence in Azkaban.
First seen:  At the beginning of the first book when Harry arrives at the Dursley’s home.

sonicwand:

Avada Kedavra

Causes a jet of green light, and a rushing noise; the curse causes instant death to the victim. It leaves no mark of death. There is no known counter-curse or blocking spell, although the caster can be interrupted, the victim can dodge the curse, hide behind solid objects It is one of the three Unforgivable Curses; the use of this spell on another human being can earn the caster a life sentence in Azkaban.

First seen:  At the beginning of the first book when Harry arrives at the Dursley’s home.

(Source: itsharrypotter, via mrcleverandmissclara)

nprbooks:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

Although the author himself hoped to avoid such commemoration, a statue of Charles Dickens was unveiled last week just in time for his 202nd birthday. 

nprbooks:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

Although the author himself hoped to avoid such commemoration, a statue of Charles Dickens was unveiled last week just in time for his 202nd birthday. 

(Source: Daily Mail, via mygooold)

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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nardvvuar:

it gets lonely in bikini bottom

nardvvuar:

it gets lonely in bikini bottom

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eatuntilyoudie:

sherlockspeare:

Then we’ll be all like

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i think it’s time to bring this back

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ameagari:

snovvrnan:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

Stupid northerners

This!! I laughed 10 minutes straight while I was the hairdresser’s reading it. 

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lulz-chan:

Thranduil all up in yo face. What a babe.

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iangalager:

George R.R. Martin tweeted this with the caption, “Well played, bookstore. Well played.” 

iangalager:

George R.R. Martin tweeted this with the caption, “Well played, bookstore. Well played.” 

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avengass:

i cant believe christopher columbus discovered america AND directed the first two harry potter films what an incredible man

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texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

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